My name, apparently, is Mad Morgan Kidd. My pirate name, that is.
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
I like: “We are the paragon of humanity. You may worship us. From afar.”
*grin*