I’ve just realised that the “talking to me” bit of this blog’s headline is somewhat inaccurate, as they don’t actually talk, do they? They effing sing, that’s what. Not content to have driven me to the point of distraction yesterday, J-Lo and LL handed the baton to Åge Aleksandersen who’s been singing “Ungen spring i mot mæ, kjem så lett som i dans” and so on in my head since some time last evening. Aaargh.
And then I get to work and some inconsiderate sod is whistling “Do-re-mi”, which is a particularly gruesome Norwegian Eurovision entry, by Jan Teigen, famous (or notorious) for being the first person ever to receive 0 points all together in the international final (though not for that song). Come to think of it, all his entries (he’s been sent to the final more times than I care to remember) are particularly gruesome. I do not want him in my head singing any of them.