Aha

Your Evil Rating is: Neon Green
Like the colour neon green, you, uh, are neon green. Are you sure you filled out the form right? I mean, how can anyone get a rating of neon green? Sheesh, I’m really not getting paid enough for this.

Okay, okay. Neon green. Well, like neon green, you’re, um, interesting, I’ll say that for you. Uh. Like neon green, you also have a tendency to blind people, am I right? I am, aren’t I? Yeah, I’m good. This whole blinding thing would tend to make you kinda evil. I mean, whoever heard of a superhero causing people to cover their eyes, and drop to the floor yelling ‘Get it away! Get it away!’?

Exactly.

You can put the following snazzy thingamajig on your website if you want. Tell the world just how evil I say you are.

(Well, I though that text was funnier so I put that here instead of the snazzy thingamajig.) It might not make sense, but I thought it was kinda funny.