A business by the bus stop where I wait for the bus home after karate practice is called “Anti Stress and Velvære” (“Anti Stress and Wellbeing”). Now, had it been “Anti-stress” all would have been well, but without the hyphen, the name is ambigious at best. “When you leave us you will no longer be stressed, because you will be in so much pain you won’t be able to think about anything that might stress you out.” See what I mean?
I think I’ll stay away.
Voice in my head: Shakira – Underneath Your Clothes