1. Sexier (female)…Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner?
Pass. (Though I have to say this: I have serious problems understanding how anyone could find Pamela Anderson sexy.)
2. Sexier (male)…Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?
Uhm. Pass? Neither of them are very sexy. Sorry.
3. The better piano player…Billy Joel or Elton John?
Ach. I’d have to say, uhm, Elton. No, wait, Billy. No. Wait.
4. Funnier…David Letterman or Craig Kilborn?
David Letterman
5. The dumber cartoon cat…Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)?
Well, Tom’s no Einstein, but Stimpy does not have a single braincell between him. No, wait, that’s not right. Whatever. Stimpy.
6. A better news anchor…Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather?
7. A better TV chef…Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin?
Passing on these two as I have no idea who these people are. Are these US-specific questions or what?
8. The trashier talk show host…Maury Povich or Jerry Springer?
Uhm. Well, Jerry makes his show up, so that’s not really trashy, is it?
9. The worse fast food burger joint…McDonald’s or Burger King?
McDonald’s.
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater…Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why?
FDR, though that might be slightly unfair on old Abe whom I know very little about. Anyhow FDR did an impressive job of keeping the American people working together through some pretty tough times.
Voice on the stereo: Betty Everett – It’s in his Kiss