“Selfridges has been granted a licence to host weddings at its London shop and is hoping to stage its first wedding before Christmas. The first happy couple to marry there will not only say the vows in front of gawping shoppers but get a free honeymoon for up to 10 people (Why? will they be Mormons?) and a reception hosted by the store.” India Knight in The Sunday Times (you have to register to read the whole thing – it’s free and, if you tick the right boxes, spam free).
Good grief.