Ok, I think the cold may be to blame after all. Today, anyway. My head’s gone all fuzzy and cloudy and I keep sneezing. And, oh, has it been a month already? Does this mean I can go home? Well, maybe. Except I’ve just realised I left my filofax and wallet at home today. Which means I would not have shown my season ticket for the bus if there had been an inspection. And also that I will have no season ticket going home either, and no money to buy a single to cover the journey. Hang on, I think I still have that multi-saver thing in the front pocket of my backpack. Yes! God bless backpacks.
Voice in my head: The Inspector Gadget theme