Toothbrush problems

Do you often find it hard to keep hold of your toothbrush? Do you have to pick it up from the floor, rinse it off properly and start again with new toothpaste repeatedly every time you attempt to brush your teeth?

No?

Well, me neither. The toothbrush manufacturers seem to think this is a major problem for most people, though. Haven’t you noticed how they go on about how their newest model has an “improved secure grip”, which, naturally, is even more “ergonomically correct” than last year’s model?

Just a thought.

Music in my head: Well, music… “We are tough, and we are mean — Rimmer’s Z Shift gets things clean” is echoing up there (Owing, I suppose, to having read Red Dwarf over breakfast.)