Stealing my title from Shakesville (see Assvertising), but, really, how else to describe this?
Mind you, it fits nicely in the series: Today in disembodied things, too.
The text reads: “Life flows better when you can use the same card for something that highlights the whole of you or just a little detail.”
The whole of you? Really?
Note to advertisers: Most women have heads. I think – I might be wrong here, but I’m willing to chance it – it might be just ever so slightly difficult to get along without one.