Have you got any idea how difficult it is to listen to “All Kinds of Everything” (yes, the old Eurovision Song Contest song) without wagging your head or swaying your upper body in an inane way? And, if you’re standing up, how hard it is to force your knees to stay straight, rather than giving just slightly to keep the beat?
I’m only asking because the song’s come round a couple of times on the MP3-player’s random playing in the last few weeks, always when I’m on a bus stuffed to the eves (except buses don’t have eves, do they?) with people.