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Robin, your result is Circle Master!
Cheers! You’re the spirit of the night that is Circle Master – the mysterious and magical potion from Gloucestershire. Harry Potter! Pah! Just some speccy brat with a silly scar. You wouldn’t mind the owl though. You represent everything that is both fun and mischievous in life and you often do naughty things in crop fields at night, but no one has caught you yet. You may be spicy and bittersweet but you have a heart of gold, er, green. Organic throughout you go about your mischief in open toed sandals and after a few pints of your 4.7% grog you may even find yourself dancing naked in public places. You would never hurt a spider, but would have no qualms about throwing a rotten egg at a politician. This makes you a very popular, if sometimes misunderstood refreshment.

As Martin points out, you need to register to get the test results, but you can make the info up.