Ah, found it

I did this quiz the other day, but decided it was too stupid for me to blog the results. However, I later thought that I really ought to blog about one of the questions, but by then I couldn’t find the quiz and could no longer remember who linked to it. This morning, however, I realised that if I did a search on the wording on one of the answers (which I remembered parts of because they were so stupid), I might get a hit. And I did. So, I present, the most inadequate quiz alternatives ever:

6. What’t your take on bachelor and bachelorette parties?
You rather the two of you go out together the night before, with a group of friends.
You’re not too keen on your guy having one, but you’ll try to deal.
You never even considered either of you having one.

(sic. – if I may say so) Where’s the “Party? Whoohoo! Party!” option? “You never even considered either of you having one”? What, so you’re just going to decide he’s not having one? What if his friends decide the opposite and kidnap him? I realize the quiz is american (which is partly why the result was uniteresting, by no means possible would I ever get anything but “alternative” as a result), but they do mention bachelorette partes in the question, so why is there no option to answer “naturally, I want one”? And, seriously, “You’re not too keen on your guy having one, but you’ll try to deal”? If that’s how far you trust the guy, should you really contemplate marrying him?