Oh, for the love of…

Come join the lynch mob.

Customised Romeo & Juliet – Now also available in a “happy ending” edition!

Can they really be serious? Let’s hope not, especially as the happy ending is available in “classic” or “irreverent”:

Romeo What the heck was that big scene all about?
Juliet Who knows? I just passed out for a second and everybody’s losing it. Luckily the dagger wasn’t sharp.
Romeo And the apothecary screwed up big-time! What do you say we head home?
Juliet Sounds like a plan, my medieval man!

(Herren fri og bevare oss.)

“Irreverent”? Why not call a spade a spade? “Heretic” is nearer the mark.