Thort-week Thursday

Thort? Not here.

1. If you emigrated to, let’s say, Spain, with the intent of staying there, how long do you think it would be before you started speaking Spanish in the home?
It probably wouldn’t take long before Spanish got mixed in with the Norwegian and English I already speak at home, but I don’t think I’d ever speak Spanish instead of Norwegian, only in addition to.

2. If you were magically named President of the country, under what circumstances would you consider it acceptable to lie to the public?
None. Ok, so there might be circumstances where a lie by omission would be acceptable in order to avoid mass hysteria, but not many.

3. If you were completely deaf, except for one hour a week, what would you want to hear during that hour?
My favourite music. Waves crashing on the beach.