Go me!
Ha!
(Imagine the rest of the space filled with similar triumphant exclamations. The problem with the database was exactly what I suspected it to be and it now works beautifully. I even got a hug from one of ‘our’ doctors. They’re starting courses next week and were imagining trying to explain away the 17 minutes it took to log in. Of course, having fixed the speed I got around to a little testing and found an error that REALLY needs fixing before the courses start. But then, I rock, so of course I’ll get it fixed.)
“” ” ” (doing the shiggy) yes you rock!