We all get spam (if you don’t, well, I was going to say ‘Thank your lucky stars’, but I actually find spam quite amusing at times, so maybe not). Most of us are frequently offered to have our penises enlarged (100% guaranteed – not very difficult is it? 100% of 0 is 0 as far as I remember from maths), our mortgages remortgaged, our visa gold card approved and the chance of a lifetime to help move money from some African country (normally Nigeria) via our bank account, for which we will receive ridiculous sums of money as ‘commission’. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you answered one of the latter type? Well, someone did (wonder and answer, that is) – it’s a classic.